Introduction

There once was a woman, who wanted a puppy badly

to the shelter she went, to look at faces so sadly

With so many animals under one roof

she was sure she'd find a soulmate with a woof

But life has a way of changing your views

the puppy seeking woman was instead drawn to the mews

She brought home one kitty and then went back for another

For every happy cat must have a brother

So began the tales of the partners in crime

who are gnawing on my laptop as I finish up this rhyme.